Manager - Cynthia Campos –Greenberg, Anthem Entertainment, 6100 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1170, Los Angeles, CA 90048. Avocational Interests: Boxing.Īddresses: Agent - Paradigm, 10100 Santa Monica Blvd., 25th Floor, Los Angeles, CA 90067. It could be an F, I guess.Original name, Costas Theodosopoulos born September 3, 1965, in Melbourne, Australia son of Yannis (a taxi driver) and Louise (maiden name, Mandylaris) Theodosopoulos brother of Louis Mandylor (an actor) married Talisa Soto (an actress), May, 1997 (divorced, 2000). Unappealing across-the-board, but technicallyĭescription, this film is a E. C means it will onlyĪppeal to genre addicts, and has no crossoverĪppeal. Genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an Good enough to win you over if you hate the Will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. Guideline: A means the movie is so good it Like that kind of film, equivalent to about oneĪnd a half stars from the critics or less,ĭepending on just how far below five the rating Material, about like two stars from the critics.įilms under five are generally awful even if you Worthwhile unless they are really your kind of Watchability, about like two and a half starsįrom the critics. Guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level ofĮxcellence, about like three and a half starsįrom the critics. IMDB summary : not enough votes for a score,īut it is a very, very, very bad movie. So, needless to say, the Lucifer brothers were back on their heels Time, they punched him down, then ran off on some important mission. Position where they could have killed them about five times? But each Guys had Lucifer and his equally evil but wimpier brother in a Players in "The Black Shield of Falworth". On the illiterate gangbangers, that he's taught them to speak withoutĬontractions, and to address him as "my lord", as if they were bit In fact Lucifer has such a hypnotic effect Trendy lifestyle choice for the new millennium. Murder, and all the things that make gangbanging such an up-and-coming There's mayhem, and mugging, and rape, and Rally together, gosh darn it, and possibly even get them a dental plan,īecause the things that bring them together are so much more important Under control can easily get all gang members to "Lucifer are we there yet? I have to pee-pee" Any guy who can keep that Can you imagine all the bickering in the car on the way. Successive scenes, despite the fact that air transportation has been He managed to be in Atlanta, New York and L.A in It's pretty much like watching someone else play a martialĪrts video game, except the characters in a video game are more And I mean everyone does this - includingĪll the women, and even a Poindexter scientist working on a cure for They pretty much say something like "hold on", and thenĪssume a martial arts pose. When I say that if this film is 90 minutes long, 75 minutes of it isįight scenes. Us what is going on elsewhere in the world. Only long enough for the TV guy to tell us who's fighting, and to tell And it's just as well, because theĮntire movie is nothing but fist fights and gunfights, interrupted Need for establishing the place and background for the current scene. Weren't enough narration, there is a TV reporter coming on in nearlyĮvery scene to make his report from the action, thus obviating the And with crackle, maybe, just maybe, some hope for the future. Just a dream, but they think they can give the world crackle again. Now two teams of scientists are working around the clock, one team rushing to complete a cure for the plague, the other feverishly trying to createĪ newer strain of Rice Krispies that can snap, crackle and pop without milk. The social order deteriorated, and then gangs took over the streets. After they lost the breakfast cereals, all law and In 2004 there was a bomb dropped, and then there wasīiological warfare, and then everyone got the plague, and then about 2007 they lost all the cows, thus assuring that Rice Krispies would never snap, crackle or pop again. Minutes of narration of an incredibly detailed and complex futuristic Hoping you will assume it to be a typically crappy low budget With Ice T in it, I would insist that his name NOT appear on the box,įor fear that you would see my movie on the shelf, and assume it to beĪ typically crappy low budget straight-to-vid. You need to use Ice T's name as a positive? If I made a real movie I could understand it if you filmed one minute ofīrad Pitt and Julia Roberts, and placed their names on top of the box That is almost unrelated to the main storyline, and are both deadĪpproximately when the credits stop.
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